"You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book." ―Will Ferrell.You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make a few more more. You know, you've just turned the perfect age.Happy Birthday, queen! You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are.Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday, rock star!.Real friends get you buzzed on your birthday. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays.We'll be taking loads of pics tonight and you don't want to streak your mascara. It’s your (birthday) party and you’ll cry if you want to, though I don’t recommend it.On your birthday, keep this in mind.you only look as old as your last selfie. Happy Birthday to someone who is comparable to fine wine and cheese.For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was absolutely wonderful, but then I remembered you already have me.The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. Another birthday spent together.you know we're going to be friends 'til we're old and senile, right? And then we'll be new friends!.This birthday, just remember: there's absolutely no shame in the Botox game.Think of them as strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Happy birthday to one of the only people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.Happy, Happy Birthday to the "she" to my "nanigans"!.How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays, of course.I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day.Is it hot in here? Must be all the candles on your birthday cake.The secret to staying young is make-up-make-up an age, then stick with it.Happy birthday to my ride or die! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to terrorize the nursing home together!.If it's any consolation, in whiskey years you're just getting tastier. Happy Birthday, big guy! Don't forget to iron the wrinkles out of that birthday suit.The best part of being older is that you did most of your stupid stuff before social media.Congratulations and here's to a great year ahead! Don't think of it as aging, think of it as leveling up.Just hit him with your cane and throw your dentures at him. If anyone calls you old this birthday, don't worry about it.It’s your birthday! You're now a year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids to get off his lawn.You know you've hit middle age when your back is hairier than your head.What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it.Happy birthday to a dude who isn't showing his age-or acting it, either.May you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one: naked and screaming.May all your birthday wishes come true -except for the illegal ones!.Whatever you do, don't let aging get you down.
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